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Duncan Mays

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Jak: I just found a TotallyLooksLike between Duncan from Dragon age and Billy Mays. DUNCAN THE WARDEN HERE WITH A SWORD YOU’RE GONNA LOVE!!!!!!

RinjiRenee: But Billy Mays and Duncan are both dead. ;_;

RinjiRenee: I just thought about Alistair getting choked up during a conversation about Oxy-clean.

Jak: “IT WAS THE ONLY THING THAT EVER WORKED TO CLEAN MY ARMOUR!!!! A HOO HOO HOOOOOOOOO!”

RinjiRenee: “But even though Toby spilled the wine all over the rug it was okay because Duncan had the Oxy-Clean… I… I’m sorry I…”

Jak: “We can make a monument to him back in Denerim… made entirely out of cleaning products and mops.”

RinjiRenee: Then Loghain comes along with his Slap-Chop and just RUINS EVERYTHING.

Jak: Look at this! BAM! Your army is abandoned. BAM AGAIN! Your army is now a pile of Darkspawn meat. Instant Coleslaw.

lotusflwrfanfic: STUBBORN TAINT? TRY OXY-CLEAN!

RinjiRenee: This is all making too much sense that it hurts.

Jak: COINCIDENCE?!?! When Billy Mays died his soul went into the video game. Duncan was actually supposed to be a clean shaven blonde.

RinjiRenee: Then he died again. ;_; Where did he go?

GemmieJam: Reincarnated as default Male Hawke.

Jak: Oh dear sweet jesus.

RinjiRenee: “Hi, Garret Hawke here with Orange Glo!”

Posted 1 year ago — 97 notes