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I was genderbending the other day and then this happened.
My mind is a strange and unfunny place.
O. M. F. G.
viivus, have my children, please. Ahahaahaha! THIS MAKES ME SO EXCITED TO COSPLAY MY GROOSETTE THIS SATURDAY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I am totally reenacting this later. Ahaha!
For lack of a better response I say JAKFACE you are the best lady Groose.
<3

oh viivus ohhhh~ <3
sarabainbridge said: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LIKE THE UNCOMFORTABLE MALE CHARACTERS THAT HAVE THE BIGGEST CHINS EVER. WHY JAK WHY

What can I say, I like big chins! Also I don’t know why I’m all of a sudden the Grinch.
omfg, I can’t believe it! I just hit 3000 followers tonight!!! What did I do to earn all of your luh-huh-huuuuuve!?!?! *openly sobs into your bosoms*
Thank you, so so so much! I hope to entertain you for many eons to come! That is ..until the inevitable zombie apocalypse.
Hi, I’m Jakface, and I have way too much time on my goddamn hands.
(Made for my dat-pompadour Tumblr)
REAL LIFE CONVERSATIONS!
datalistair: (To Mr. Bob, who just baked a shitton of amazing cookies) Why do you not own a bakery?
Mr. Bob: I can’t think up a proper name. XD
datalistair: “OH, Cookies!”
Mr. Bob: Oh, my God, this needs to happen.
datalistair: Every time a customer walks in the door it triggers the audio file of the templar saying it.
Mr. Bob: I would go crazy. I’ll just hire you to stand there and say it.
datalistair: Jakface would just walk in and out all day.
jakface: It’s so true. I’d be like that animated gif of Grandpa Simpson whistling walking into the door and walking back out, and every time it happened it’d be like OH COOKIES OH COOKIES OH COOKIES
datalistair: YES
Mr. Bob: You would be strolling like Abe and Taylor would be sitting there like Bart?
Jakface: YEP. This animated gif needs to happen.
And it did. THE END!

kudichan asked: How about frustration face at trying to get that bird to fly where you want it to?

Accuracy.
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY