Talking to my sister + nieces on Skype

Me: Did you put up my Dragon Age calendar yet?

Sister: I … can’t. I mean, the kids have already seen the pictures. But for my friends who come over, and for Chad (her husband) they’d totally judge me.

Melissa (10 years old, one of the kids): IS THAT THE ONE WHERE ALL THE GUYS HAVE BIG WEE-WEE’S?!

Even my nieces know my mastercraft.

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